Cheeky Speaks Privacy Policy

Because even loudmouths care about your privacy.

Let's be real for a second: privacy policy pages are usually where good spirits go to sleep. But since the folks in suits say we need one, here's how we handle your business, your data, and your trust—without all the mind-numbing legalese.

Whose Running This Joint?

The legal "Controller" of this operation is Cheeky Speaks.

  • Website: (or whichever domain you found us on!)

  • Reach Us: If you need to yell at us or ask a question, drop an email to our support team. We don't bite (much).

What We Collect (And Why We Actually Need it)

We only ask for the info we need to get your favorite cheeky gear to your front door without the mail carrier giving us a confused look:

  • The Essentials: Your name, shipping address, email, and phone number.

  • Why? So we can ship your orders, confirm your purchase, send tracking links, and legally account for the sales.

  • What We Don't Do: We don't sell your data to random sketchy third parties for a quick buck. We have standards.

The Crew Helping Us Behind the Scenes

To keep this e-commerce circus running, we share necessary bits of your data with trusted partners who do specific heavy lifting:

  • The E-Shop Engine (Webnode / Etsy / Shopify): To host our store and process orders.

  • The Shipping Guys: So the postal service actually knows where to drive.

  • Google Analytics: So we can see which jokes you like, which pages you rage-quit, and how to make our store better.

How Long Do We Hold On to Your Info?

We keep your order and transaction history for as long as required by tax and business laws (typically up to 3 years following our business relationship). Once that timer runs out, we hit the big red delete button.

Your Rights (You're the Boss)

Under data protection rules (like GDPR), you have full rights over your personal info. At any point, you can ask us to:

  • Show & Tell: Give you a copy of what data we have on you.

  • Fix It: Correct any typos or updated info.

  • Wipe It: Delete your personal data from our systems (where legally permitted).

  • Opt Out: Stop sending you cheeky promotional love notes.

Just reach out to our team in writing or via email, and we'll sort it out.

Lock & Key (Data Security0

We take reasonable technical and organizational precautions to keep your data safe from prying eyes—think password protection, secure servers, anti-virus defenses, and general common sense

The Final Word

By placing an order or using our site, you agree to these rules. We might update this policy occasionally to keep up with new legal quirks or cool site features, so check back whenever you need a dose of real talk.

These Rules come into effect July 2026.