or "Terms and Conditions":

1. The "Don't Be a Jerk" Clause

By hanging out on this site and buying our gear, you're agreeing to follow our rules. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who's being unnecessarily difficult. Life's too short for bad vibes.  And one other thing. We're behind the wheel here.  We design what we believe in and sell what we want.  No nonsense, no fluff, just our ideas, our way.  That's the Cheeky Speaks guarantee.

2. Intellectual Property (Hands Off!)

Everything you see here—the logos, the designs, the witty slogans, and the sketches of dogs running a shop—belongs to Cheeky Speaks.

• The Rule: Don't steal our stuff. Don't copy our designs to sell on your own. If you want to share our stuff on social media, tag us! We love a good shout-out, but don't claim our hard work as your own.

3. Accuracy of Information

We try our best to make sure the colors on your screen match the shirt in your hands, but screens can be liars. We aren't responsible if your monitor makes a "bold red" look like a "sunset orange."

4. Final Sale Policy (The Big One)

As we've mentioned (probably too many times), all sales are final.

• Because our gear is often made-to-order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges just because you changed your mind or realized you aren't as "cheeky" as you thought you were.

• The Exception: If we messed up (wrong size sent, printing error, or the shirt arrived looking like it fought a lawnmower), contact us within 2 days of delivery. We'll make it right.

5. Shipping & Lost Packages

Once we hand your order over to the carrier, it's literally out of our hands. We aren't responsible for porch pirates, neighbors who "accidentally" open your mail, or packages that decide to go on a world tour via the postal service. If your tracking says "Delivered," our job is done.

6. User-Generated Content

If you send us a photo of you rocking your Cheeky Speaks gear, or if you tag us in a post, you're giving us the green light to brag about you on our social media or website. If you're camera-shy, just let us know.

7. Changes to Terms

We might update these rules whenever we feel like it (or when our lawyers tell us we have to). Your continued use of the site means you're cool with the changes.

8. Questions? Talk to the Humans.

If you actually read all of this, we're impressed. If you have questions about the boring stuff, hit us up via our Contact Form.